(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)
i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
wow she has really long le—
wow so wonderful to see a human and centaur relationship flourish„ just beautiful
hmmm yellow or grey… GREY!
(Source: rematiration)
help, i can’t stop laughing
the world: why
Japan: why the fuck not
(Source: onlylolgifs)
i really love it when people reblog my personal posts, like thank god this is relevant to your life too
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
It’s been said.
Take heed.
i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
(Source: beyonces)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr)
Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree
nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese
tag your porn omg
